Snape tells Dumbledore about a life-changing dream he had, but then Harry comes in alerting Dumbledore about Ron getting trapped in an alternate dimension. Dumbledore helps Ron get out, but when he gets out, we see that Ron has become a cool teenager named Ronaldo, complete with a leather jacket and sunglasses. Dumbledore says Ron's cooler than Harry. Then everyone has a beach party, except Harry. Jealous, Harry stops the party and
The Vortex

The "beach party in London."

changes Ron back to normal. Then he starts the party again and sings about himself. After the song, everyone tells Harry they love him.

Song LyricsEdit

My name is Harry Potter, I'm going to poop.

I'm better than everybody in the school

I'm hip and I'm awesome, all the girls know my name.

H-H-Harry Potter, huh-huh, that is my name.

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, do the shooby-doo-woop! (Shooby doo-woop x2)

I pooped on Voldemort when I was a baby

I pooped inn my crib when I was a baby

Both my parents died when I was a baby

I grew up pooped on , without any love

Harry Potter (Shooby doo-woop!)

Harry Potter (Shooby doo-woop!)

Harry Potter (Shooby doo-woop x2)

That's Me!

Song Reprise

I had a smelly aunt and uncle who poop on me

I had a smelly cousin who smelled like a cow and pooped on me

Now I am at this stinky school

And I got sorted into Griffindor by a stinky hat

Everything in my world stinks

And everyone poops

Even I do !

But I don't care I love being stinky and pooping on and in everything and everyone.