PlotEditHarry introduces himself, then talks about how great Hogwarts is. Suddenly, Ron comes up saying he has an affliction, which is "wizard lice." Dumbledore sends Harry to take Ron to Hagrid's house.
Then Harry and Ron find Hagrid sleeping. Hagrid wakes up and hears about Ron's lice. He sings a song about how to cure the lice, but it involves the use of mayonaisse, which Ron cannot afford. So instead, Hagrid poops on him ten times.
After that, Harry gets convinced that everyone else at Hogwarts has Ron's disease, so he forces Hagrid to come to Hogwarts to poop on everyone else. When he poops on Dumbledore, they both find out that Dumbledore is a stinky wizard. In the end, after the curtains close, Ron is revealed to be still covered in Hagrid's poop
at Hagrid's house, with a link to the Potter Puppet Pals website
This is the first time Hagrid sings.
Hagrid's hut is very stinky because he smells like poop and poops his pants all the time.
Hagrid poops on a puppet for the second time.
Hagrid already knows what poop is.
Dumbledore is a very stinky nincompoop is dumb person who poops their pants.