Plot[]
Voldemort talks Snape into getting a mustache with him so his orders would be "more effective" and so he isn't "that weird guy with the mustache." When Snape is about to teach his Potions lesson, Harry, Ron, and Hermione all find out that Snape now has a disturbing mustache. They start screaming and throwing rubbish at him. Then Hermione throws up, and the episode ends.
Trivia[]
- When throwing rubbish at Snape, if you listen closely, you can hear Harry yelling "Kill it!" (referring to the mustache.)
Transcript[]
Voldemort: Severus Snape?
Snape: Yes, master?
Voldemort: My most trusted spy.
Snape: I am at your service.
Voldemort: As the dark lord, I feel that my command would be more effective if I had a mustache. Thoughts?
Snape: I'm sure you would look fine.
Voldemort: Okay. I'm gonna do it.
Snape: Good luck.
Voldemort: Well hear me out Snape, what if we both grew mustaches! 'Cause if it's just me, people will think I'm weird, like 'there goes that guy, with the mustache,'
Snape: Nobody would think that, sir.
Voldemort: But if we both did it, it would be like a thing, ya' know? Come on let's rock it bro.
Snape: Is this an order, my lord?
Voldemort: Yes. Ooh, can you roller blade?
Snape: Yes.
Voldemort: Sweet, my birthday's coming up, I'll send you a Facebook invite.
Voldemort: See you next week, mustache buddy!
*New scene opens up, Harry, Ron and Hermione are inaudibly chattering*
Snape: Okay, children, today is potions class, we'll do--
Harry Ron and Hermione in unison: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
*They start to throw trash and wadded up bits of paper at Snape, looking rather unfazed*
*Hermione throws up while Harry and Ron are screaming*
*Scene ends*