Swear | Also known as | Notes |
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Cauldron Bum | ||
Son of a Banshee | ||
Swish and Flicker | ||
Voldemort's Nipple | ||
Dragon Bogies | ||
Expecto Patronads | ||
Rabble Rousers | ||
Jiggery Pokery | ||
Blast-Ended Skank | ||
Broom Head | ||
Hagrid's Buttcrack | ||
Leprechaun Taint | ||
Unicorn Turds | ||
Muggle-Fucking Troll-Shit | ||
Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer | ||
Dobby's Sock | ||
Flapdoodle | ||
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- Mudblood