FANDOM


Apparate! is one of the episodes of Potter Puppet Pals.

PlotEdit

Harry tells Hermione that he will never walk again since he has learned how to Apparate. He demonstrates this by Apparating all around the room, including to and from the same spot. He then sings a song about how he can Apparate anywhere, including France, Japan, the top of a bookshelf, a farm, and outer space. Ron walks in during Harry's song, and Harry accidentally Apparates on top of him. The two then Apparate at the same time to try and separate from each other, but both end up Apparating underneath Professor Snape. Dumbledore comes in asking about the "ruckus"; and Snape, Harry, and Ron fall on top of him.

Song lyricsEdit

There is a song version of Apparate, which is an extended 6 minute version of the song that Harry sings.

My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now 
I don't gotta walk 'cause I can apparate now 
I'm a good learner and I learn real good 
Ever since I learned how to apparate I feel good 

I feel on top of the world! 
Metaphorically! 
Though I could go there if I wanted to 
But I don't, so just leave it alone, okay? 

Now you see me  Now you don't 
Go on, order me to sit still 
'Cause I won't sit still, I'm a smooth apparater 
Check my magic, don't be a hater 

Harry Potter in France  Sacré bleu! 
Harry Potter in Japan 
So kawaii! 
Something on the top shelf 
Who can reach? 
Harry Potter probably can 
I'm your guy! 
Harry Potter on a farm 
Yeah, why not? 
Harry Potter in space 
Feeling great 
'Cause there ain't no place Harry Potter can't grace 
When I a-a-a-a-a-apparate 

To the left!  Harry Potter 
To the right! 
Harry Potter 
Outta sight! 
Make you wanna apparate all night! 
UH! 
To the left! 
Harry Potter 
To the right! 
Harry Potter 
Outta sight! 
Make you wanna apparate all night! 
YES! 

But I can never apparate away from my fate 
And I can never escape the day I'll face the hater 
Who scarred my face and laid my family to waste 
Voldemort is his name, and I'm gonna have it erased 
All right! Yeah! Harry Potter! 
V! I was a baby when we last met, now I'm a man 
And I can do magic way better than you can 
I'm a superstar, maybe you've heard of me? 
Oh right, I killed you once 
That didn't even occur to me 

But I'm not that baby, son 
No, it's not 1981 
I'm Harry Potter, big and swole 
So Voldemort, you know your role 
And shut your mouth and keep it closed 
Or I'll punch you in your nostril holes 
'Cause there ain't no Horcrux I can't reach 
And there ain't no Dark Lord in the future, naw 

Give it up for Harry Potter (What's that?)  Give it up for Harry Potter (Who?) 
Everyone knows Harry Potter (Oh yeah?) 
If you don't you probably oughta (Damn right!) 
Read a book about Harry Potter (Read a book!) 
Don't mess with Harry Potter (Don't mess!) 
Everyone loves Harry Potter (Yeah!) 
He's a real good lyrics writer 

What do I want to be when I grow up?  I'm Harry Potter, damn it, I should know 
When all is said, I kinda peaked at 17 
But really, where else can I go? 

Spoiler alert:  When Voldemort is dead, thanks to me 
Dumbledore is dead, thanks to Snape 
(Snape) Snape's dead, thanks to Voldemort 
Yeah and Dobby the elf's in a tiny little grave 
And even Hedwig wasn't saved 
How can I just be Harry when I freaking feel like Typhoid Mary? 

I know some charms and incantations  But I don't know how the hell I haven't died 
I have sick thoughts that I'm ashamed to mention 
Like, I kinda wish I stayed on Privet Drive 

But I won't go back home  I'll tell you where I'll be 
I'm going to the only place where I can just be me 

Yeah, there's just one place you'll find me  At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 

Gonna buy me a ticket 
Gonna go on a ride 
This place really gets who I am on the inside 
Everywhere I look I see my own life 
Only cleansed of tragedy and void of strife 
And it's beautiful here in the Florida sun 
The butterbeer is second to none 
And the Dragon Challenge really blows my mind 
Who needs a broomstick? THIS is flying 

At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 
Yeah, at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 

Forbidden Journey... Awesome! 
Zonko's Joke Shop... Amazing! 
Flight of the Hippogriff... Not bad! 
I'll never go back to England again 
I don't need school and I don't need friends 

At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando 
At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.